Go the extra mile and have body doubles on each flight

Yeah come on OP let us test what you’re saying.

If someone pulls out a flip phone I’m just going to assume they’re a drug dealer

Don’t you fucking sully Country Mac’s name

Anything to declare?

Yeah. Don’t go to England.

Set up 24/7 concerts outside of their homes

Addiction is a hell of a thing

That’s my plan. I didn’t ask to be born into this shit. The day the human race is wiped out is the day the Earth can finally start to heal, and maybe produce a species that will do better.

That M is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this scenario

It was either that or Mohammed

People kind of just suck at writing in general. It’s not a skill that’s valued so much, otherwise writers, editors, and proofreaders would be paid more.

The sand bucket trick is how I do it as well. Haven’t burned down my house yet.

This is the most middle-school post I’ve seen since leaving Reddit. Jesus christ.

I really like this one for certain genres like Funk or RnB that are generally more energetic and spontaneous when performed live. Helps the recorded material feel a little more alive.

I worked cs for Dish Network and some days the downtime between calls wouldn’t even reach one second. Sometimes the system would glitch and give us two calls at once, that was fun

I, too, am 100% productive at all times. Even when I’m not on the clock.

You realize just how many people go about their lives with shit-stained asses

Yeah nobody cares enough about those