You better stop doing that or I will have to ask you again to please stop doing that —judges, apparently

I wonder who has deeper pockets, and can therefore press on in court, Disney or Ronda?

This guy discs

Are you free tonight?

Less time to yell out that he’s being murdered

I’m gonna go out, I’m gonna let myself get

absolutely soaking WEEEEET!

Not inside jobs necessarily but both events had credible foreknowledge of an imminent attack that wasn’t acted upon.

“Tell that to earth!” Spæce Kæren

I would love to see a chart with my steam purchases over the years. There would be a huge spike up as soon as my deck arrived.

He added, “come on, man”

I ain’t tryna eat that pasty flesh

I almost forgot about this

Did you see that picture of him wielding a katana?? He’s the epitome of manliness!

Enroll the Children in Boot Licking 101

I’m sure the drama teacher could spin that notoriety into some kind of career as a speaker or a teaching job in a more liberal area

So it’s more like a dog guest book, got it. Does anyone know why they pee where they pee? My dog picks a particular spot in the bushes at my parent’s house and he does it without fail every time.

And my male dog pees on the same spot as my female dog. What up with that?

The zelda sequel lured me away for a little while and spider man 2 for a lesser extent, but I spend more time on my deck than anything else. Hey that reminds me, I should dust my consoles.

I’m a simple man: I see a Star Trek quote, I upvote

He’s in a conman club and they look out for each other? Idk, I’m just trying to make it make sense.

I think you can get away with more and be more honest when a talking horse is the star