State of the Russian Military:

Cannons from the middle ages

Armoured vehicles from WWI

Soviet scraps

Just don’t be poor. Those bootstraps are there for a reason.

imagine browsing 4chan on an ultrawide lolll

but also that’s fucking amazing. want to watch frasier again

Russia preparing 50,000 strong [meat assault] …

I think it’s funny that from an orcs perspective the statement “russion land” is ambiguous.

The best is when they display the “next step” right on the dash.

Ahhh that sounds awesome!

The men bravely flew towards the front line, knowing that OUR GUYS were there, defending OUR RUSSIAN land and urgently needing help.

Heh.

Personally I don’t even need that, just give me aux and usb ports for my phone. It’ll be multitudes better than whatever hardware they use for the “infotainment” system.

Maxed out adrenaline.

Holy fuck.

I’ve been eating popcorn for seventeen years straight. When will it end…

Nice work. :3

Damn, [an attractive] person made a bunch of money by saying something amusing on camera? That’s crazy bro. Probably the first time that’s ever happened.

I doubt he knows what it is but at least one of his fascist collaborators probably do.

I’m just imagining a cat making mouse stew. Chef hat and everything.

One of my senior cats LOVES lettuce but it has to be fresh and the right cut. It can’t be a bum end, and there’s some mysterious threshold for freshness. Once he gets it he guards it with his life and chows down; then asks for more.

yah gotta spit on it ferst

dandadan dandadan dandadan dandadan dandadan da

An old fat guy with orange skin and a toupee?

I seen a suspicious white cargo van parked outside an elementary school near my house. Someone had spray painted “Free Anime’s” on the side, in an apparent attempt to lure children. I called the police but they said it was fine; it was just the local priest.