It looks like it may have already started to affect you.

I went to a Sonic recently because I was constipated and sure enough, they were asking for tips at the checkout screen. Same thing at a liquor store I went to.

Maybe the owners should stop using Firefox then.

43 is pretty young to be putting your dick in the grave. I think you’re doing something wrong there.

Nope, it was a billboard for a gun store.

I saw a billboard on the way to Texas that read, “Going west? Arm yourself.”