Pretty sure it just means that it goes to Biden next, not that they did it for Biden

Capitalism

That last paragraph, Jesus fucking Christ

God no

Wait did they actually say that

Read this as “free speech abolitionist”

I feel like this quote was intended to be sarcastic, but idk, Poe’s law after all.

Didn’t they just get FDA approval for human testing on this stuff?

I thought it was cuz he never directly carried it, at least not for long. If The Ring couldn’t tempt him, why couldn’t he be the one to carry it instead of Frodo?