Well, then time to play power.

He isn’t president yet.

My dream: Biden resigns 2 days before end of term.

Harris calls martial law. Declares trump and all cooperatives traitors. Executions same day.

Bombs Appalachian maga strongholds.

Fucks musk with a strapon before deporting him. Allowing him to take his own jet.

Shoots down his jet.

The one that trump made happen by negotiations with the Taliban?

That one?

Fine.

Trump goes first to the gallows/firing squad.

Their measurements are 36, 48, 42, 38.

That’s what a K hole looks like.

You can’t extort someone for something they didn’t do.

PizzaGaetz is just admitting he’s guilty now.

Tyfetus!

Not sure what the real difference or benefit is here, but my phone app (google, but not pixel) already labels calls as “likely fraud” or “likely spam”.

You would have to answer the call for this to be useful, no?

Edit: This is a much simplified GUI startup (not boot or system services) application manager

gnome-startup-applications

The Startup Applications Preferences app allows configuring applications to run automatically when logging in to your desktop. This app complies with the FreeDesktop.org Desktop Application Autostart Specification so it will work even if your chosen desktop is not GNOME.

*to enable and disable system or other services on startup, you’ll have to familiarize yourself with the systemctl command

systemd-analyze blame

And

systemd-analyze critical-chain

https://trstringer.com/systemd-critical-chain/

https://commandmasters.com/commands/systemd-analyze-linux/

Damn Democrats.

I wonder if panty sniffer Putin came up with that name all by himself.

So clever.

Also, fuck Putin, fuck trump, fuck elon. May you each find the highest windows.

I see a duck with a sleeping cap, smoking a cigar.

If they can consent to extra sprinkles on their ice cream, they can be child sex slaves.

(Edit: I just wanna say I’m so glad I didn’t need the /s for people to… Wait, I hope people aren’t actually agreeing with this)

Potential security risks?

Jfc these idiots.

I watched a Philip K Dick video recently where he was talking about timelines and such.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQbYiXyRZjM

I truly believe that man was a prophet.

It feels like the course of history/the future has been artificially altered.

I do not like it. No sir.

And Greta is labelled a terrorist.

https://media.defcon.org/DEF CON 19/DEF CON 19 presentations/DEF CON 19 - Barnett-Deceptive-Hacking-WP.pdf

The United States is fucked.

Ftfy.

X marks the spot Nazi.

Here’s another bad joke:

Elect Russian puppet, trump.

You know what the punchline is?

1. Eliminate military budget

2. Eliminate all social services, payroll, including ACA, social security, etc.

3. Suck Putin’s dick

4. Profit.