And everyone else is a Wayne Brady sexual. This works out.

I would rip em up as a kid all the time.

None of this bars him from running.

Yes!

They have the power. They just don’t have the will.

That’s the problem. Everyone knows it’s legit at this point. But there are a lot of people who have a vested interest in pretending it’s not. Then as COVID taught us 30 percent of people just don’t want to be told what to do so will say fuck you and do the opposite just to piss you off.

I heard you got 5 cubic miles of cold water… Sure would be a shame if that became 5 cubic miles of hot water.

Exaggerating?

Why don’t we try lying, bait and switch. Perhaps criminal investigation for consumer fraud?

Just post all this and the coordinates anonymously to some True Crime forums and let the obsessed people hound it.

Calling the local PD was a laughably bad idea. But unfortunately that train has sailed.

I find that the ones that want attention don’t particularly enjoy being punched in the face either.

People replying “this”… motherfucker that’s what the upvote button is for.