I think California would need to change a few gun laws before trying to go to war against the ret of the US.

As a black guy, I can confirm that I do have arm hair. It’s very fine, though, and blends in unless you’re specifically looking for it.

As a cis male, I’ve exclusively been called “Hun / Hon” by waitresses and gay men.

I’ve not been offended by any of them.

We didn’t do exhaust work

I’d have looked up the blue book value of her car, doubled it, then gave that number and said “plus labor”.

Sorry, I’d be worried about Half-Demon magical powered telepathic crazy…

inserts ID card:

Bunny ears, Jar, Pill, Heart.

Door Opens

That’s actually the one I own! It’s a blast and full of little D&D references, but you don’t have to know anything about D&D to play.

Violence is the universal form of communication.

Ever played one of the “Betrayal at _________” boardgames?

If not, you should!

You can only call it a drone if it’s from the Droné region of France.

This is just a sparkling quadcopter.

Ah, Raven…

Too bad she’s about as stable as a cow on skates.

Loved that movie as a kid! I have an anniversary edition DVD of it somewhere, because my VHS copy broke in the mid 90’s from rewinding too much

Onions, mushrooms, & mustard…

Sounds like my Philly steak order

Ohhh, no… I remember last time…

Apply directly to the buttocks!

Are you saying they should…

Let it Go

There’s no room at the ubiquitous self checkouts, and smartphones have made printed media more novelty than EDC.

Knock knock.

Who’s There?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could Yodel!

Wow, I’ve heard both of these with different punchlines:

• Lettuce out, it’s cold in here!

• Because it didn’t have the guts.

The old man’s name:

Inigo Montoya