Where I grew up the closest neighbor was about 2km away, nearest town was 25k, nearest town with a decent grocery store was around 40km, and the nearest “city” was damn near 100km.

Yea I need a drink

Uhhh 6? Ish?

That’s a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

Ok zoomer

Because New Jersey has always been right there.

Nothing like spending your retirement hanging around the local gas station.

Oktoberfest it is, then.

I have a surprise day off coming up.

I’ve started using that recently and it is very handy.

It’s probably a tie between wikipedia and flashlight.

If you like history, Dan Carlin does one called Hardcore History. Most of them are fairly long but he’s a pretty dynamic speaker so it doesn’t tend to drag on.

I do not envy you guys. Thanks for all the cheese though.

What do you grow?

I salute you, future turdherder.

I think The Velveteen Rabbit is pretty fucked.

I’ve heard this.

Graduated in 07. Gave all of my savings to my parents in 08 so they wouldn’t lose their house. Bumbled around for a decade and a half trying to get a degree and start my career only to get shit canned from an okay paying job mid-pandemic. Tripped over my own dick in to a great paying union job. Currently working too much overtime and saving every dime I can because I’ve seen enough shit.

Cabbage anus, just like grandma used to make

Princess Plop is one of her many nicknames