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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Get a dehumidifier.

    Ensure ceiling fan rotation is switched on summer mode.

    Bag of ice in the freezer to chew on and always have in a drink. Ice trays are no good.

    Waterhole.

    Office job.

    Keeping lights off/low can be psychologically “cooler” for some.

    Bed with wet hair or damp towel will help sleep faster.

    Wash regularly to scrub “ick” layer and keep fresh skin on top.

    Pub.

    Ice pack vests. Can DIY. Fucking amazing.

    Sit around in your undies and pretend you love it and eventually you do.










  • Scammers abroad: Troll with randomness. Laugh at inappropriate times. Nod at them while making the eating food gesture. Randomly start pointing down a street like you’re trying to give directions but just shrug. Pick a random sports team name and say, “Gooooo EAGLES!” while nodding and dancing. Basically pick some random thing, pretend they said it, and you’re going along with it.

    If they’re pointing to friendship braclets, you say “9 o’clock.” even though it’s 1:30. If they keep doing it, you just laugh, nod, and clap.

    My favourite is pretending I’m deaf and making up signing. When they start gesturing, I repeat the gesture in shock. When they nod, I act disgusted like they’re sick in the head.

    They will very quickly move on since you’re a waste of time. The more awkward you make it, the better, especially if you’re drawing looks from others.








  • saltesc@lemmy.world
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    toAsklemmy@lemmy.mlThe meaning of life
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    There isn’t one. At least one that you have a say in. Your purpose is to be a part of nature as you always have and always will be. Your purpose right now is to conduct yourself as you are, since that’s how nature made you to be. You will die, as nature has purposed. You will be re-used as nature has purposed. You will never again be in the natural state you are currently in, but you will always be a part of nature.

    Reflect frequently upon the instability of things, and how very fast the scenes of nature are shifted. Matter is in perpetual flux. Change is always and everywhere at work; it strikes through causes and effects, and leaves nothing fixed and permanent.

    The only constant is nature. If it has a purpose, you have found yours.