Because of this, I christen my cartridges by licking them.

omg it’s real

I’m hoping someone with actual talent paints the AI picture and then copyrights it

I don’t speak Russian, but in the Spanish version he’s not even talking about bacon pancakes at all!

Bacon frito, bacon bacon frito

Toco bacon y lo frito un poquito

Bacon frito, esto esta muy rico

Bacon fritooooo

Fried bacon, fried bacon

I take bacon and I fry it a little

Fried bacon, this is very tasty

Fried bacon

Hmmm… Both things involve bicycles… Maybe they’re just magic?

now with audio

It might sound stupid, but sometimes (at least for me) I find joy in bringing others joy. I do my best to compliment strangers around me when I notice that they’ve done something special to make themselves look nice or if I really like a piece of clothing. I go out of my way to bring/send treats to my coworkers or friends when they have a special day coming up. It’s a reminder to them (and to myself) that the world is what we make of it, so why not do what we can to make it better? Joy is not a zero-sum game - something that takes me an iota of effort to do can bring huge returns in happiness of others.

I figured that a lot of it was just padding after answering the question of what “how do you dress” means

I figured the author was just padding the article with jokes, but I agree, that one was out of left field

I don’t have the equipment to know if this is true or not, but it seems smart to ask the person you’re fitting so that you don’t accidentally grope them

Thanks for translating!

You know, I recognized that too, but what I really needed was for someone to tell me what “how do you dress” meant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wonder if those elk think he’s really handsome or ugly AF

I haven’t read it, but I’ve heard the Forrest Gump movie is much better than the novel.

Are they talking about him being Daryl in The Walking Dead?

My boyfriend is a Taco Bell fanatic. I asked him and he told me “a grilled cheese burrito, a crunchwrap supreme, and nacho fries if they have them”. Enjoy!

Did somebody say ROCK AND STONE?!

If only it was that infrequent. There have been times where my friends send me a dumb two second meme video and the ads are longer than the actual video.

Good bot