Is that how people do that on your planet?

All fair points, but

what the hell are you talking about? What’s all this stuff about plants?

I can only imagine that you’ve also said things like “we are indoors, nobody is beating around any bushes” or “how can you have the best of both worlds? There’s only one world” or “there’s no way you could ‘knock it out of the park’, we’re not playing baseball”.

In John Harvey Kellogg’s case, it was even worse. Much like the guy who invented graham crackers, it was “So drunkenness leads to cirrhosis, gluttony leads to obesity, pre-condom promiscuity leads to syphilis, sports lead to injuries, and laziness leads to being a soft couch potato. Clearly this means that pleasure is actually bad and you should make sure you don’t eat anything that tastes good, don’t drink, don’t lift weights, never have sex except to produce one or two children, don’t play sports, don’t listen to music, don’t have fun, don’t enjoy anything”

His brother was more responsible for the corn flakes, John Harvey thought they were too flavorful.

J.H. Kellogg also claimed to be a straight man who wasn’t interested in consummating his marriage and felt no need for sex, and that the industrial-strength pressure washer enemas that blasted his prostate with gallons of water every single day were for medicinal purposes.

I think he meant that we’d be the ones blowing it up, or the ROC would do it themselves, and I think that’s probably true.

I do the same thing in reverse, I live in Zee territory but I always pronounced the ZX Spectrum as Zed-Ex

The Rita Hayworth dart board didn’t tip you off that this is a joke?

Because it wasn’t made by King K. Rool

People who make decisions like this don’t know what a sitemap is. They probably think CNET is an app.

Today, a Lemming did not learn what a thesis statement is.

It’s not, I installed it in the U.S. just fine.

The internet, or the web? Me and the other gopher/Gemini weirdos are gonna be fine.