showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]

People are great until you put them in a car.

The “I have a [topic] joke, but [topical reason why it wouldn’t land or you wouldn’t get it]” template

You wouldn’t download a kid

How it should be ofc

Pay to flex on em

Fall guy time

Hell yeah. Although what are laundry sheets? We just buy powdered detergent

I refuse to buy water, therefore I use bar soap for my entire body

My body seems happy with the choice

Cute

Despite this, it is still impossible to make a definite determination on whether or not they are committing war crimes

(we close our eyes when the bombs are dropped, they are very scary)

American Assassin lmao

It pretty much has to be a portrait orientation for me to play