How do you convert that? I want to see what’s going on at 🍆.com

I’m assuming that if you know that, you probably also know what she does for a living now… And I also want to know that. Programmer? Porn? Paralegal? I can’t even take a guess that feels right.

Ya. It’s a joke, and that’s how jokes work. In this essay, I will explain, examine, and critique every known form of Homo sapiens humor.

In the beginning…

🤢

For the LULZ obviously.

Queen

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No. For the same reason that they didn’t demolish Auschwitz. We must learn from our follies, lest we repeat them.

Come over to Marblecake and I’ll explain.

Ya. I think I tuned out about the time they started allowing emojis in domain names.

To each their own. Personally, I’m like Beowulf, I specifically ONLY fight naked.

Would that cross some kind of a line for you Pissmidget?

Unsurprising. SEVERAL things have changed recently. gestures vaguely

Are we just not talking about the big black dildo on the bottom shelf? It’s fine if we’re not, I just need to know…

Is he currently seeking patrons? I may be interested in a commission.

Umm… I don’t mean to nitpick, but I don’t think you assembled your cat correctly. If the glue hasn’t set yet, you can probably pop the legs back off and try again.

She’s super cute, except when she’s cutting the spleen out of a still living rat to add to her cauldron… then back to cute again.

How the hell big is your family that you need 50000 carats of cabbage for sauerkraut?

Bone-a-Bear.

Nearly any form of positive recognition or feedback in public where a third party is meant to see. It’s just one of the many wonderful things that is super fucking wrong with me, but, no matter how sincere it really is, it always feels condescending to me, and I have to hide my annoyance at it while acting appreciative.