Even better: 20 lbs of long toenails and a box full of real snakes.

And the work in the lead mines

Actually you shoot horizontally along Earth’s equator, to increase your orbital speed until your apoapsis intersects the lunar sphere of gravitational influence, at just the right moment for the moon to catch you.

If you enjoyed this post, you’ll love this:
https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

It was love at first sight—he was tall and broad-shouldered, with a dimpled smile, twinkling green eyes, and in keeping with his combination of statistically unlikely but deeply alluring features, type AB blood, and that condition where cilantro tastes like soap.

Tony Angel walked Fiona back to the car and handed her the leash, if only he hadn’t thrown the ball so hard; it had marred an otherwise perfect first date on the White Cliffs of Dover.

The villa in Tuscany is abandoned now, and nature, in the form of invasive vegetation, is reclaiming the small vineyard where Rodolfo and Susannah made love each afternoon, beginning with the creeping Coccinia virginiana, followed by the woody Polemonium gloriosa, and ending, of course, with the drooping Glandularia vulgaris.

Don’t you still feel bad about defrauding Walmart for 180 hours worth of pay?
Cause I don’t.

At that point, just kill the VM the app is running on and deal with the fallout.

“She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination.”

This is it:
“It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents—except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness."

Good point.

I have a coworker like that in a shared office. Guy fucking watches movies on speaker with the boss next door.

Pioneer
It’s open source, and if you’re on Linux, it’s probably in your repos.
Kinda like a cross between Elite and Kerbal Space Program.

You never read comments you reply to till the end?

So this answers the question what universal basic income would lead to — sitting at home and watching movies

Heidelberg, Germany. This town is already more American than some towns in America.

LLMs. Do. Not. Understand. Anything.

Or he’s gonna wipe his ass with the Constitution in an X live stream and declare Jan 6 “National Patriots Day” while Fox commentators claim he’s joking.

Source:
https://kotaku.com/minecraft-death-threat-4chan-pol-shooter-arrested-cops-1850241929

the Rat Race, obviously.

Yes, and that’s true for all world leaders and big corporation’s CEOs as well.
I find this much more likely, and much more scary, than the conspiracy theories.