“If we were over there, we wouldn’t be here.”
Proceeds to reenact Grover’s near/far sketch
“If we were over there, we wouldn’t be here.”
Proceeds to reenact Grover’s near/far sketch
You can shoot a cat 1 to death with a handgun
Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller
Yes, would you listen to this Jerkface? They speak the truth!
Step 6.5: Sacrifice the wrong kind of bird and now your dead ex will only dance their way to the buried treasure if you play the right kind of music
You dumb son of a bitch! That “problem” you fixed has been our job security for the past 30 years! We could have had voters arguing over that platform for another seven terms if you had left well enough alone! Now what are we supposed to use for fundraising? Ideas???
238.3% of polled Lemmy users do not remember the news cycle nightmare of Rachel’s nipples and that most of us were too busy checking out her hairstyle.
What a sad fucking nightmare for everyone involved.
That’s the best summary of any Friends episode ever
But there is babby in crar. How girl get pragnent?
Woke toddler was working for Big Baby to make Tesla look bad
Also, firefighters are just beefy sexy shills for the axe industry
Approximately four and a half billion years ago, some rocks and shit became friends and hugged each other so tight that they created the earth.
After a few hundreds of millions of years, life appeared on earth.
Then, four-ish billion years later, Nyasasaurus was like, “roar y’all.”
And now there are birds. They’re like, “caw y’all,” and we’re all like, “yo, that’s a bird.” Then the lizards are like, “me too bro.”
The end.
That fucking click haunts me like something from a horror movie
So you’re saying Tony Lazuto uses Windows??? That bastard!
That is an adorable name and I wish all of you the comfort you need and Navi the health she deserves. As painful as it can be for you, being with Navi makes it less painful for her. I cuddled my dog extra tight last night thinking about Navi.
Oh God, don’t watch the etc porn! You’ll never be able to unsee it…
Is this how one becomes nonbinary?
Yeah, that’s more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM
If they were using a polarizing filter on their lens, then the two targets would appear to have uniform brightness. What you’re seeing isn’t one target brighter than the other, it’s a glare from the sun reflecting off the paper. Look at the far right of the right target and you’ll see a similar brightness value.
Learn more about polarization in photography with some similar examples.