thenextguy@lemmy.worldtoTechnology@lemmy.world•New Email Scam Includes Pictures of Your House. Don’t Fall For It.English
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2 days agoGood. I could use a house.
Good. I could use a house.
“You may pet me, but you have to do it exactly right or I will bite and scratch your arm off.”
I’m running around like a chicken with its legs cut off.
Surprise. Fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency.
Is your name Beethoven by any chance?
John Cusack (Gross Pointe Blank)
Everywhere, all at once.
In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich being you.
Scotch and chocolate.
All cops are bears
Build a wall?
It looks like you’re trying to scream. Would you like help with that?
Shouldn’t it be vanson?
Fit an elephant in a refrigerator where?
Until I zoomed in it looked like the 23th.
An old motherboard dies.
Her connections fall to the floor.