This is a really bad take.
683 upvotes and counting.
Making the world a better place, one genetic experiment at a time.
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This is a really bad take.
683 upvotes and counting.
Willie is a beautiful angel.
Wrong, I’m downloading the latest music on Napster right now.
Clearly not?
You’re just imagining it.
Not every thought I have in the shower is original.
CEOs
Idk, I kinda like systemd.
Maybe you’re overreacting?
Why would someone lie on the internet?
It’s Dee Snider. So, you know… maybe both of you should stop.
Food and water.
Mom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.
You don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
I get nauseous sometimes, but no head pain.
Sorry, I laughed. Did it do damage? What was the outcome?
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