I worked at Spencer’s back in the early 2000s when they started getting Extra Edgy.
Like they’ve always had lube and rinky dink ‘massagers’ , all of the sudden we had the ivibe Rabbit and tshirts with actual swears on them. The soccer moms briefly clutched their pearls.
What a time to be alive.
I just broke out into a cold sweat remembering trying to get wifi to function on my netbook back in 2k8.
Maybe a bunch of penguin stickers and one that says, “Ask me about Linux!”
Might hurt on date night, though.
I have yet to witness a fulfilled life that is not flush with 20 Robux a week.
/S just in case people thought I gave more than two craps about Roblox.
Joking aside, retail therapy is a thing. Some people shop when they are lonely/bored. Ask my exwife.
Plot twist! By then you will need a second job to fund your child’s Need for Robux.
I had a pair of those, too. They gave out after I’d only lifted three Ford Pintos over my head.
I asked the Chinese takeout for my money back, but they pretended not to understand me.
This just in; drinking 30 percent sugar in moments every day causes weight gain.
We have plenty of bidets here in the States, they just install them outside the bathrooms and they mount them kind of high so they’re kinda awkward to get a good clean angle, though.
Phhft, a make only patriarchy, in the US? !
/S
Can’t we stahp all this wafflin ’ dere, and maybe finish are waffles?
Brunch only comes once a week, don’t 'cha know.
He’s actually made of compressed Cheeto dust.
Thankfully, I’ve never imagined gaining anything from my mom when she passes some day. Thankfully her parents set up a trust so she isn’t homeless, but when she finally gives in to assisted living, those bills will eat whatever is left.
She’s always like, “but I’m leaving you the house!”
The house is full of worthless collectibles and smells terrible after decades of floods and cats. If she got hit by a bus tomorrow I’d probably sell it to one of those seedy We Buy Ugly Houses companies.
And yet, we still don’t have a phone that can pee on us. Engineers are so culture-deaf.
It is common for people to vote Mickey Mouse as a write in for voters that are unhappy with the names on the ballot. Sometimes a humorous Write In gets a decent chunk of the vote.
Edit: https://www.texastribune.org/2013/01/02/voting-mickey-mouse/
I’ve got a Modest Proposal for her.
Cherry Coke had a promotional game called something like The Lost Island Of Alanna they gave out in the mid 90s. There was a little attack of them in the waiting room of the principles office at my school.
It was a pretty well done short Myst-like.
When you beat it the reward was a guide to read secret messages that were hidden in the squiggles that covered the cherry coke label at the time.
Nothing gets by you.
Not angry at the posters for sharing facts, I’m just Angered by them.
But you try to tell the young people today that… and they won’t believe yah!
https://youtu.be/ue7wM0QC5LE?si=6qGRgsuMSx7NaA_D