Best name to call it is to just not call it anything. Don’t talk about it. Let it die.

Same reason tiktok and instagram reels are overlaid with that dumb wheezing laugh track.

WARS to my fellow Colemak users.

I think it’s saying you start with owo but then do the vertical equivalent of that emoji which would be :3 then 13 I guess is the eyes are closed? That’s the best I got.

diarrhea of the mouth but for the anus… so diarrhea?

If you want to make a shade without choking life to death how about a big parasol in space? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_sunshade

One of the proposed methods for terraforming Mars is to lob a bunch of icy rocks at it. That would increase its mass but more significantly also the energy of the falling rocks would convert to heat and melt the ice into water. So enough energy to increase Earth’s size would also heat the surface and kill life.

OP never mentioned commuting to work you’re just on an unrelated tangent. And yes, believe it or not a lot of people have jobs that require making service calls or being on location.

Calculators calculate while computers can be programmed with new instructions. Fancy calculators that can be programmed though, as you say, are basic computers. Meanwhile calculators that run BASIC are BASIC computers.

I guess I expected better from Lemmy. There are definitely some greentexts more worthwhile, funny without having to be cringeworthy you know?

Blows my mind these kinds of greentexts are getting upvoted.

But spoons are just tiny bowls to get food from the bigger bowl, man!

The post is in the positives so I think you’re ok. If I had to guess on the downvotes though it’s not really a groundbreaking discovery that uni-corn can be broken into two words like that.

The butterfly from The Last Unicorn told us this.

What would the chip contain? Storing your credit card information on a bag? And then you have to somehow tap that chip against a reader when it’s full of your contents?

Living room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.

There are humans that have born with tails (long coccyx protrusion) and this is correct. Go look up images.

If you tenderize the meat before you eat it you shouldn’t have to tenderize it after it comes back out.