I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
I vote for whomever Francis had on mind (hopefully he discussed that before passing).
There’s little chance of getting someone as decent as him.
Yes he had one candidate, if I understand correctly: Luis Antonio Tagle. He has a vision of a church adjacent to the poor and the working population in general though he seems regressive on LGBTQ. But going by the sign of times, it’ll probably be Raymond Burke. I suppose Vance visited the Vatikan to pave his way.
Personally I concur Danny DeVito would totally be the man for the job. He would gonna get real weird with it and he certainly doesn’t diddle kids.
Donald Glover
I don’t know much about him, but he’s always seemed super cool. I’m down with a cool pope.
He didn’t get to be Spider-Man when it was age-appropriate and people were buzzing about the idea. I feel like Pope is a good consolation prize.
The guy who’s already two thirds pope. Popeye of course! Popeye for Popey!
Lol
John Oliver
Gilbert Gottfried
Deadmau5.
The tapes of some of these Catholic hymns are getting kinda worn- let’s get some fresh beats to liven things up. And a laser lightshow in St Peter’s Basilica would help appeal to the “hip youths” ensuring a continued Catholic hegemony for the next century.
Bernie Sanders. Christianity spun out of a Jewish apocalyptic sect, so why not, in some very small part, bring it back toward its roots?
Weird Al
Pope Ringo George
Eckhart Tolle. I personally think he has a neurological disorder but he’d make life better.
Leaning towards Cardinal Pietro Parolin - Cardinal secretary of state.
Fuck off with that Danny devito crap. No one but Americans like that dude, and you’ve seen how utterly brain-dead America is.
Damn I’ve never seen a Danny Devito hater. Welp I hope one day you are able to experience the joy of his Holiness Danny Devito the Pope.
Love it that you dumb down other people’s arguments to your level, and simplistically call anyone’s stance “lover/hater” because your brain can’t fucking comprehend anything beyond black and white.
Sure proved you’re American though.
My apologies for reducing your opinion to “hater”. May I inquire into the reason you have such strong feelings for Mr Devito? It appears it may be related to his being American. Would it effect your opinion of him if I told you he isn’t actually American? He was born in New Jersey, which to many isn’t really part of America, more of an unwanted growth of New York.
I know I have offended you and for that I apologize. However, I will not leave your person attacks unanswered. I will have you know my ocular spheres transmit to my brain a far larger number of colors. I would safetly estimate I can comprehend as near as 3 colors! Maybe more!
Sounds like a hater ass thing to say to me
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Obviously the DeVito hater is an ableist, smh.
Okay buddy cunt.
When in doubt, double down with more slurs, I guess?
I like him, so we’re up to America + this one guy
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
For each of these requirements there’s at least one Pope who didn’t meet them.
Huh. Pope Joan?
So you’re saying Luigi has a chance?
Dang I might have to change my vote
I’d vote for him
Vermin Supreme.
