yesman@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 days agoThe Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.message-squaremessage-square74linkfedilinkarrow-up1417arrow-down15
arrow-up1412arrow-down1message-squareThe Brits had an anthem ready for when Margaret Thatcher died. Americans should also be prepared.yesman@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square74linkfedilink
minus-squareWilco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·4 days agoYou will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it. I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days agoI don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!
minus-squareradix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 days agoAlways eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoGet Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.
minus-squareAgrivar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoI want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoAnd lots of articles as bragging rights!
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoI was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.
You will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it.
I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.
I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!
Always eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.
Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.
I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!
Damn! You would have legal proof!
And lots of articles as bragging rights!
I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.