I think invasion is too strong a term. Maybe, a special operation of antelopes?
Are you sure this is not The Onion?
David Attenborough: here we see the majestic Long Horned Steppe Gonzo placidly grazing.
Step gonzo, what are you doooooiiiiiiing?
You’re fine he’s just looking for Henrietta
Australia lost to the emus Now russia is facing the antelopes.
In a two front war. Rest in piss.
Sounds like they are about to join Australia in loosing a war to animals.
Yeah too loose and they’ll slip right in
So you best lube up and brace yourself.
1 meter strong 💪📏
My contributions to saiga conservation years ago have paid off.
Everything is going according to plan!
Year 3 of the 3 day special military operation.
A lot of antelopes about to be mysteriously pushed out windows.
This is needed here:
Also, discouraging words are seldom heard there, and in the daytime the skies are cloudless.
The previous one he felt, but took for a turd
Nature bats last.
Remind me. Antelopes: Delicious or nah?
Pretty much all meat is delicious cooked right.
Except moles. Apparently they taste like shit however you cook em.
Yes officer, this person right here
Mmm… long pork…
Speed goat
Great, I searched for long pork recipes and now I guess I’m on a ton of watchlists 😐
You always were.
You should look up the foot taco stuff on reddit, if its still there. It was a while ago.
Ew does it have all the photos too? Because im not going to double check.
Best I can do is burger king foot lettice.
EXCUSE-ME?!?!!
You’re a bunny, you’re not even exotic meat.
Yeah, but they might have Mad Mad Bunny disease. You don’t want none of them prions, dawg.
Tell that to my vet, she treats me as her “exotic pet”
yes, even seagulls, apparently https://www.americanoceans.org/facts/can-you-eat-seagull/
Probably delicious when cooked right. Never had antelope, but reindeer and moose are probably in the same pallpark and those are both good.
He should consider himself lucky. Next time, it’s the rabbits. Ask Napoleon.
Adding this to the time travel list.
Why did he run? That’s like the epitome of fluffy awwww
Can you imagine? Cynical machoman invader can’t be seen as Snow White :D
