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minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·4 months agoNonsense, there’s clearly a long table there, and everyone knows Jesus (the CARPENTER) invented the long table so he could sit with all his disciples. Prior to that, everyone had to dine out in groups of 4 or less.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoAnd every painting before had half the people blocking the view with their backs because Jesus invented artistic uh stuff I guess.
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoI dont remember Jesus throwing anyone out of a window
Nonsense, there’s clearly a long table there, and everyone knows Jesus (the CARPENTER) invented the long table so he could sit with all his disciples. Prior to that, everyone had to dine out in groups of 4 or less.
And every painting before had half the people blocking the view with their backs because Jesus invented artistic uh stuff I guess.
He paved the way for Putin
I dont remember Jesus throwing anyone out of a window