Intoxication: They’re drunk or high enough that they’re not neurologically capable of aiming; the fact that they managed to get it out of their pants at all is astonishing.
Narcissism: They’re very important assistant sales managers, talking on their phone through the whole transaction, and aren’t paying attention to what they’re peeing on; just as they don’t remove their dirty dishes from the office meeting rooms after a lunch meeting. Aren’t the help supposed to do that?
Helplessness and/or disgust: The toilet was already filthy when they came in, and they didn’t think they were making it any worse.
Peevishness: They got yelled at by a scary janitor once for sticking gum under desks.
Ahhh you’re trying to culture war this when the actual reason is way more sensible and boring than that. Why sit on a potentially dirty toilet seat when you don’t have to? Why even squat above it when you don’t have to? It’s laziness / efficiency, dear, not… 🤣🤣🙄… fragile masculinity.
My guesses:
Don’t forget fragile masculinity and not wanting to sit down to piss because that’s how women do it.
Oh, you’ve got a behavior there, but the wrong motivation.
I sit at home, but I don’t sit on public toilets precisely because dudes have been whizzing all over the seat.
Ahhh you’re trying to culture war this when the actual reason is way more sensible and boring than that. Why sit on a potentially dirty toilet seat when you don’t have to? Why even squat above it when you don’t have to? It’s laziness / efficiency, dear, not… 🤣🤣🙄… fragile masculinity.
No it’s both you should see the amount of men who physically recoil when I tell them I sit to pee