Who hurt you as a child?

  • fubo@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    My guesses:

    • Intoxication: They’re drunk or high enough that they’re not neurologically capable of aiming; the fact that they managed to get it out of their pants at all is astonishing.
    • Narcissism: They’re very important assistant sales managers, talking on their phone through the whole transaction, and aren’t paying attention to what they’re peeing on; just as they don’t remove their dirty dishes from the office meeting rooms after a lunch meeting. Aren’t the help supposed to do that?
    • Helplessness and/or disgust: The toilet was already filthy when they came in, and they didn’t think they were making it any worse.
    • Peevishness: They got yelled at by a scary janitor once for sticking gum under desks.
    • Boggy@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Don’t forget fragile masculinity and not wanting to sit down to piss because that’s how women do it.

      • morgan423@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Oh, you’ve got a behavior there, but the wrong motivation.

        I sit at home, but I don’t sit on public toilets precisely because dudes have been whizzing all over the seat.

      • mannycalavera@feddit.uk
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        1 year ago

        Ahhh you’re trying to culture war this when the actual reason is way more sensible and boring than that. Why sit on a potentially dirty toilet seat when you don’t have to? Why even squat above it when you don’t have to? It’s laziness / efficiency, dear, not… 🤣🤣🙄… fragile masculinity.