• aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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    6 days ago

    There once was a prankster named Horace,
    who thought the stage play was quite borious.
    He conspired to seat,
    those whom’s heads were shaved neat,
    and reflected a swear off their foreheads.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      My favorite part of this is the way you made me pronounce forehead in my head. Like far-eds. I don’t know how to spell it out, but it was very Yankee, and that was a treat for my southern brain