how do i unread?
Definitely had farts that bubbled up through the sack. Parting testis on a hot day like Moses and the red sea
This right here is one of life’s quiet treasures
In Elementary school, sitting in those hard seats/desks — a gentle fart would slip out (aka, calculated) and I would have to shift my weight to let the air bubbles escape from underneath my balls/taint
It was like a little slipstream of air bubbles that got trapped; and I could shift the stream around my taint with an asscheeks-thighs-balls combo. Kinda just able to roll back and forth on a little bed of air
I was an Airbender and never even realized
Yes, this one right here, Satan
I’m not upset. Just…this seems so unnecessarily extra. I’m glad they enjoy their fart-queef I guess?
I don’t begrudge them for it. If men could double fart we would probably do it proudly and publicly.
I have questions but I already know that the answers will only raise more questions
See, now I’m curious about your questions
Douglas Adams was right; sometimes the question is more important than the answer.
Everyone’s forgetting the existence of queefs here - which does mean that one has the ability to expel gas from both holes simultaneously. Sounds like starting a lawnmower.
I bet if they do it hard enough they can lift off a lil bit.
Omg I’m post surgery and I had heard of farts traveling forward but now I’ve experienced it. It is a weird feeling I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to it
Edit to add bonus experience: I wear a lot of dresses. Before when I’d fart it would funnel up be escape at the back of my neck. Now sometimes when it travels forward it funnels up and escapes right in my face
It is a weird feeling I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to it
After 33 years I can comfortably tell you, you won’t get used to it. Welcome!
How powerful are your farts? I’m not sure I’ve ever had one I could discernibly say exited via the back of my neck!
Spoken by someone who will never be able to shit and ejaculate simultaneously
You’ve somehow figured out a way to disappoint my eyes. I didn’t know my eyes had feeling until I read this comment. Thanks, I guess in a weird way.
That’s not a gender limitation.
Spoken by someone with only one liver
OK, Prometheus.
not only did i just find out that girls DO fart, but also that they do it TWICE!!!
Second grade. New girl sits next to me her first day, leans in and whispers “I’m not like other girls. You haven’t met one like me.” My thoughts: “I’m the white kid in the black neighborhood, you’re not going to be the first black girl I know.” Nope… “I’ve never farted. I don’t do that.”
I have once warmed my balls.
I farted out my dick and ass while burping once
Don’t sneeze…
One time when I was a kid in school I had several sneezes in a row and on the last 3 I also farted
Double pipe classic, 2025 edition
Guys, cross your legs and fart in a pool?
And this, this is how you make a shart 👍💩
I’m going to a hotel with a pool tomorrow so I’ll let you know.
21 hours. How’d it go?
!remindme 1day
hahahha that’s true. It is weirdly satisfying when they travel forward. But it only happens with silent ones.
Am I the only one that feels very grossed out by it? I truly hate it and then I worry I’ll get an infection or something. (I shart more than most adults I think)
Nah I hate it too.
oh god no hahaha I never shart because I have IBS and I don’t fart outside of the bathroom if Im not 100% sure it’s just a fart hahahah
