I usually whisper, “I’ll flip every table in this joint if you don’t take my card, including the one with that child at it”, and while it has a 100% success rate, I can’t help but feel terrible about it, later. What are some alternatives?
I usually whisper, “I’ll flip every table in this joint if you don’t take my card, including the one with that child at it”, and while it has a 100% success rate, I can’t help but feel terrible about it, later. What are some alternatives?
Same here. “I’ll start flipping every fucking table in this place unless you let me pay.”
If not that, I loudly proclaim that I have to go take a big, creamy shit, and then I simply go find the waiter to pay.