Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down11
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareBlueLineBae@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 months agoCan I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 months agoThus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use. It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agol felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
minus-squareClockworkOtter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-27 months agoDid you help your uncle jack off afterwards?
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·7 months agoIs that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
minus-squarelightnegative@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoIt’s why horses are measured by hands
minus-squareshortwavesurfer@monero.townlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoOr “Let’s eat aunt Sally” vs “Let’s eat, aunt Sally”
minus-squareprofoundninja@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoIt took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn’t know there was a joke in there, i wouldn’t have ever got it.
Can I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.
It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?
Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
It’s why horses are measured by hands
Yes, farm hands
Or “Let’s eat aunt Sally” vs “Let’s eat, aunt Sally”
Oh man, I’m fucking slow
It took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn’t know there was a joke in there, i wouldn’t have ever got it.