Pshh iPhone who would want that? My n95 has a flip out keyboard much better than some stupid touchscreen phone that doesn’t even have a camera.

Something wrong with them huh?

When will these boffins stop and question if they are going too far with these dangerous technologies? The current encabulation speed is more than adequate. We need a moratorium on encabulation development until we can assess the societal impact.

I’m mildly perturbed at best, where’s our headline.

Maybe it’s a horse box and the driver is a beastiality enthusiast.

Just sail the high seas. If you’ve bought it already then jesus won’t be mad.

No its definitely a dog.

I can’t wait for brentrance or maybe brenetration?

Some conspiracy minded people deny that viruses even exist. I’ve had more than one person tell me that it isn’t vaccines that helped get rid of polio and small pox etc it’s increased hygiene and such. If you start with a conclusion you can either make facts fit the lie or ignore reality altogether.

Tshh it’s when you rape a statue silly.

We should all club together and get some ads for the fediverse on there.

It’s amazing hubris. Pride comes before a fall they say.

Ah I was just being glib to try and be humorous. Alas my “sense of humour” rarely gets the response looked for. I will keep working on it.

What I’m hearing is we need to set up some kind of formal governing body to properly enforce the grammar rules of English. Maybe Hugo boss could make some uniforms.