Everyone keeps trying to sugarcoat this. We all saw what we saw. Biden did fairly well overall, but there were moments that showed that he’s lost it at times. Being President ages you 4 years each year. He and Trump are both practically 100 at this point.

He needs to restore confidence by having a strong successor.

Don’t knock a deep dive into the Battle of Midway until you’ve tried it.

Now they can get back to murdering journalists with impunity.

Top 5 marketing tactics EVERYONE hates. You won’t BELIEVE number three.

Time to translate those surrender instruction leaflets to Korean. Maybe go ahead and plan to build a large camp for malnourished people.

US, Egypt, Qatar, and every sane nation: Let’s end this war now.

Hamas: We’ll give Israel everything they want if they will end the war.

Israel: Fuck you. Give us everything we want, and we’ll still kill you all.

US and Israel: We’re not sure why Hamas is being so unreasonable, but it looks like no ceasefire.

“Trump is a sociopathic bully who claims to be a victim. If we follow his path, we can ruthlessly attack everyone we hate and still play the victim card. We’ll get back to ethics and morals and all that stupid shit later after everything we hate has been exterminated.”

On this planet, you don’t just leave a guy hanging like that. When you start a job, finish it dammit!

This is outrageous. They’re not even going to attempt to investigate my report about an alien beaming into the bathroom and touching my peepee? Just for that, I’m filing 10 more complaints.

I see “AI,” I press X to doubt. Sorry, it’s a natural reaction.

Unfortunately, this does not seem to be a positive step in Timberlake’s mission to bring sexy back.

I’m always seeing posts and comments from that one guy everybody secretly doesn’t like. Man, I hate that guy.

Given Russia’s performance in Ukraine, Iran firing 5% of its total stockpile at Israel and having almost nothing get through modern American air defense, and China’s own review of military readiness that showed glaring flaws and corruption, any plans China may have had to invade Taiwan should be postponed indefinitely.

Turning local elections in Taiwan in China’s favor in the long term seems like the more viable alternative for reunification.

Everyone always asks what air defense is doing. No one thinks to ask how air defense is doing.

No criminals allowed, war or otherwise.

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Jones has cleverly rused investigators by taking payments directly from his advertisers in the form of worthless gold certificates and 55-gallon drums of penis enlargement cream.

I’m not sure if gay marriage causes hurricanes, but it looks an awful lot like hate and fascism cause floods.

Millennials are ruining crime, and they can’t blame this one on a lack of disposable income. Go stick up a liquor store, ya lazy bums.

Zelenskyy: At oh eight hundred hours, Kyiv time, the Romulan Empire formally declared war against Russia. Their cloaking technology is already being integrated into our drones. So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would. The CIA was right about one thing. A guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of Ukraine, so I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it. Computer, erase that entire personal log.