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minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoApparently this was a failed attempt at a joke. https://www.crossingwallstreet.com/archives/2024/04/cws-market-review-april-2-2024.html
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoOh, I get it now! 8%! How droll! (What the fuck is he talking about?)
minus-square[email protected]@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoThree million is the joke, 8% is the hint that it’s a joke. It’s the same sort of satire that Lemmy frequently reposts. “I became wealthy with hard work, determination, and a small loan of a million dollars.”
minus-squarepruwyben@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoIf you only have $300,000, just buy an 80% treasury bond and you should be good.
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoHow I became a Tech VP at age of 30 Wake up at 5am Only take cold showers Have a dad that owns a tech firm
Apparently this was a failed attempt at a joke.
https://www.crossingwallstreet.com/archives/2024/04/cws-market-review-april-2-2024.html
Oh, I get it now! 8%! How droll!
(What the fuck is he talking about?)
Three million is the joke, 8% is the hint that it’s a joke. It’s the same sort of satire that Lemmy frequently reposts. “I became wealthy with hard work, determination, and a small loan of a million dollars.”
If you only have $300,000, just buy an 80% treasury bond and you should be good.
How I became a Tech VP at age of 30
Wake up at 5am
Only take cold showers
Have a dad that owns a tech firm