• blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works
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    My wife shows me wayyyy more videos on her phone than I show her on mine

    Most of the stuff I share is still images/comics/gifs etc

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      Same. It takes a very special video to get me to turn my sound on. Definitely more of a static content feller

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      Mine shares reels, every 19 seconds she has something new to show.

      I try to share useful information from youtube but she doesn’t have the attention span to watch them anymore.

      So it’s a one way road and i’m trying my best to just nod and smile at the reels while keeping focus on the information i’m trying to contain from the long form video. It’s a bloody warzone sometimes, “hey, look haha. Hey, look haha. Hey, look haha”…can you give me 10 minutes please? And then she’s pissed at me.

      Short form content…i want my old wife back, can you please remove yourself from existence. You ruined her.

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        Mine even acknowledges that I hate tik tok videos while shoving them in my face. And when I’m not being shown videos, I’m getting filled in on some petty drama that no one should give a fuck about.

        The app has turned her into an extremely negative person.

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    I got married even though it meant waiting for every restaurant meal to be photographed and posted to Instagram before I could take a bite.

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        Hell yeah. My partner and I only take pictures of meals we’ve made ourselves when we’re super proud, and occasionally when a piece of sushi looks extra good. Neither of us are into social media.

        (Also neither of us make each other watch things on our phones. We just take a note if something sounds interesting and pull it up on the big screen later.)

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      We are not going out to eat often if I gotta wait for the perfect photo. You better get the waiter to take you back to the kitchen if you want snapshots of the food before I see it and take a bite.

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    I showed this to my girlfriend and she was like, “I don’t get it, why are you showing this to me?”

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    My wife tells me dad jokes. Really really terrible dad jokes. Ones that make me roll my eyes, and I’m a dad. That’s how bad they are. But they make her laugh so I’m ok with that.

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      i have a tip to get back at her. whenever her phone rings, make sure you say ‘its for you’. i still find this hilarious after 15 years . she is less amused, but at least im entertained.

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        Have you ever said it and it turned out to be someone calling the wrong number? Are you ever worried she’ll flip it on you and conspire with a friend to have them call you on her phone?

        You’re playing a dangerous game, friend.

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      Please for all that is wonderful in the world start telling me every. Single. One of these.

      Or convince her to just start telling me them. I need the ammo to crush my rivals

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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      Fortunately TikTok broke their mobile website, so nobody can share links with you and expect you to watch them if you don’t have the app, and I make it abundantly clear that I’ll never install that trash.

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    If i know you and you’re in my general vicinity youre gonna be watching a YouTube video even if you’re married to someone else i’m a slut that way

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    A man can get into a lot of trouble, if he doesn’t watch the endless tiktok reals with enthusiasm and excitement.

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    Showing me the weird shit you watch on YouTube is a requirement for me, I want to know what videos you watch when you’re alone and bored with nothing to do.

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    I believe, it’s possible to marry women, then you don’t have to watch videos on a man’s phone. 🙃

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    There’s plenty other reasons that disqualify me from marriage but sharing videos on my phone is not one of them